suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

, #text post
  • Mimi Marquez: *sings "Out Tonight"
  • Roger Davis: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BARGING IN ON ME AND MY GUITAR
  • Mimi Marquez: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
, #HAHAHAHA #text post #rent

struck by lightning by the book ⇀ “When my grandpa died he left me his 1973 Corvair convertible, which sounds really great on paper. In reality, he left me a lemon, and since the car is the most stress-inducing piece of machinery of all time and he died of a heart attack, I think it’s safe to say he left me his cause of death. It doesn’t start unless the key is in the ignition, the left passenger window is open, and the radio is turned to a Spanish classics station. Don’t ask how long it took me to figure out this combination. If it still doesn’t start when those three things are in place, the slamming of the glove compartment and a good kick on the rear license plate usually does the trick.”

(Source: lehnsherres)

, #struck by lightning

“There’s only us, there’s only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today.”

(Source: its-blee)

, #rent
^